...and i'm back in Nuevo York after 2 in seattle. checked out that there school for people who want to learn stuff. and today i sent off all the application junk. oh man it feels so good to get everything done and off. now it's just up to fate and that bribe i'm paying the admissions committee.

Had dinner last night with grant and sarah and my ma an' pa. man they had this great fettuccini. fuckin grapes and shrimp and oh it was goood. it was like your mom in pasta form.

and then today i went to wait in line for two hours in the ass freezing cold. That wasn't so fun. but you know what was? getting into the Jon Stewart show after waiting in line for two hours. yeah, that was coool. like your mom in jon stewart form.

at one point jon looked up at the audience, pointed right at ME and said, "ladies and gentlemen, that boy is attractive. And I'm not even gay."

...ok, so maybe Jon didn't say that, but he was definately thinking it.