better teeth
"it's gonna cost you about $300, but trust me: it'll be worth it." Sophia was telling me all I need to do is get my teeth whitened.
Maybe I should back up.
The crazy black lady sitting next to me at the department of workforce services in downtown salt lake turned out to be mostly uncrazy. Actually, she turned out to be S. S., the writer of The Matrix and The Terminator. I looked her up online and she's the real thing. I know it's hard to believe.
She gave me her number and told me to call her before I went to bed. She wanted to do numerology on my name, which told her that I am a number 1, meaning I "can be famous and rich like Tom Cruise. I will be known, for good or for evil."
All I need to do is get my teeth fixed.
Maybe I should back up.
The crazy black lady sitting next to me at the department of workforce services in downtown salt lake turned out to be mostly uncrazy. Actually, she turned out to be S. S., the writer of The Matrix and The Terminator. I looked her up online and she's the real thing. I know it's hard to believe.
She gave me her number and told me to call her before I went to bed. She wanted to do numerology on my name, which told her that I am a number 1, meaning I "can be famous and rich like Tom Cruise. I will be known, for good or for evil."
All I need to do is get my teeth fixed.

4 Comments:
what! you met her? thats nuts! im really curious to talk to her actually. all these site on her online are really poorly written and confusing. ive been looking into it for a couple weeks, and am really no closer to getting to the bottom of it.
Tim send your emails to info@sophiastewart and i will make sure that sophia replys to your questions. She may give you a call so include a good phone # also.
rich.
tim-
don't trust this Rich character. He sounds might suspicious what with his "send me a good phone number and maybe she'll give you a call" business.
sketchy.
To whom it may concern! Sophia is the real deal! Quite frankly, we don't care if you believe or not! Kiss the darkside of my ... I am PolishNyce! I am the No. 1 Artist of Popsilk Records! I have witnessed alot of her journey and in due time you will BOW DOWN to the Queen! That goes for you haters in the media world and in the hiphop industry! We are established and indestructable! You can't stop the coming of the inevitable! Oh yeah, don't ask for any features with me you industry clowns! I'm taking heads! Open ya mouth and talk slick if you want too!!!
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