please disregard this entry. dont believe a word i say. because, to be totally truthful, i am full of shit. thats right folks, i went from one extreme to the other and now i havent had a serious bowel movement in three days. bought some laxative this afternoon but that hasnt kicked in yet. dont worry, i´ll keep you updated on all the sexy details.

finally over the diarrea, headache, sore eyes shit. too bad, really cause now i dont have an excuse to pee into a bottle anymore. there´s just one thing. i successfully ignored the boldfaced warning on the antibiotic which reads "AVOID DIRECT CONTACT WITH SUNLIGHT" and went walking a bunch in the sun yesterday. so now i´m getting some sort of funky rash on my arms. which they say is REALLY GREAT with the chicks. chicks just cum in their pants for guys with rashy arms.

oh my god! something so fucking funny happened the other day! i´ll tell you all about it when i remember what it was. story of my fucking life. just take my word. it was funny.

was feeling pretty lonely and down for a few days there but thats getting a little better cause i got a better teacher who is really good, plus theres 2 american girls ive been hanging out with. i mean, its nothing as kinky as hanging out with tyler´s mom. we´re just friends. and its nice to have some friends here.

my spanish is coming along. check this out: hola mis amigos que pueden entender espanol. todas las personas que no pueden comprender esta frase son putas! en mi pasado, podria decir solamente "mole mole!" en espanol. ahora, puedo decir "me gusta mole mole!". alright, i dont know if that last sentence made any sense.